Thursday, July 9, 2015

The Stages of Recruitment as told by The Office

Its the first day of Recruitment! You have on fresh makeup, perfectly curled hair and your Spanx are making your butt look all sorts of amazing.

 



You are sort of nervous but you and your sisters are all in your recruitment outfits looking F L A W L E S S.





The doors open, your first party begins and before you even start talking to your PNM you realize you only have fifteen minutes to convey how amazing your sorority is!





You get some really nice girls who you really liked talking to. 






And maybe a rude one slips in there.





But then you get that one PNM who is literally perfection.


You may even develop a little rush crush.


By your fifth party, the red bull and espresso mixture  you chugged earlier begins to ware off.


“Are you a freshman? What’s your major? Where are you from? What's the best thing you did this summer?”


Lunch time rolls around and you discover there is literally nothing but goldfish crackers in the house to survive on.

You may even contemplate sneaking to get fast food but decide against it in fear of your Recruitment Chairs. 





And right before the doors open for another party, you may even gather the courage to ask your Formal Recruitment Chair if you can use the bathroom. By some grace of God, she may say yes but there will be death glares.  


By the third day of recruitment you are exhausted, your feet are killing you and you are already just SO done.


And by Skit Day you're just like…


Then comes Preference Night and while telling your story to a PNM about coming home to your sorority, you are overcome with ALL the emotions.


And then a senior gets up to tell her story and you CANNOT EVEN.


That night you are more exhausted than you've ever been. You have probably cried more than once and have found yourself somehow covered in glitter and hot glue gun scars. 



But then you remember…tomorrow is Bid Day.


The morning of bid day you put on those high waisted jean shorts and cover your under eye bags with as much concealer as you can pile on. #StillFlawless




Your new sisters finally makes it to the row and you find your Bid Day Buddy!




Pose for bid day pictures? No problem!




And then there is the dance party...




You teach your new pledges the songs of your people: Door Chants.




Sure, after it’s all done and your new pledges have gone home you are exhausted, in desperate need of sleep and real food but you are so proud of your sisters and absolutely in love with your new pledges.




I mean, who cares if you syllabus week starts tomorrow? It’ll be okay…right?



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When not attempting to maintain a descent GPA and avoiding standard's meetings I enjoy brunching and blogging. Sometimes at the same time. Which, it turns out, isn't always the best idea. Sorry keyboard. My favorite holiday is Bid Day, I spend most of my non existent money on crafting supplies and I blog about anything to do with sororities because I'm obsessed. Just slightly. Okay maybe a lot.
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